A couple of summers ago I had several neighbors who were having raccoon problems in their gardens. They captured them in safe traps, but they were too big and rather cantankerous for my friends to remove. So, I took care of that for them and transported them far enough away in the national forest to where they should not return. Then I bought the domain name and added it to my collection of funny and interesting jobs I perform but are not actual businesses. Part of my Duchampian “serious joke” series. Coming soon are tee-shirts!